back by popular demand - Platypus.photos! (special covid-19 edition)

with all the drama in the world, we wrote these to help you mentally escape and smile. even if only for a few seconds.

as we all face this unprecedented pandemic together we just want to remind you, it’s still ok to smile. we promise. hopefully these take your mind off more important matters and help you keep your sanity in the face of adversity.

for those brave enough to tackle this pandemic on the front lines including all those behind the scenes to keep the world humming along, we sincerely thank you! (unless of course, you somehow make this all worse)

Platypus.photos - we took a sampling of stock photos and deciphered a possible, but unlikely, version of each. so step inside, if you dare. and see life from a strange, fun and sarcastic perspective. one thing is for sure. you’ll always be surprised – with a Platypus.photo!

Platypus.photo #8 (covid-19 edition)

this virus meter is missing a setting: low, medium, high. and holy fuckin shit !

Platypus.photo #1 (covid-19 edition)

we know it’s way too soon to look on the bright side, but at least now everyone knows how to spell the word quarantine.

Platypus.photo #4 (covid-19 edition)

meanwhile back in 2019. “look at his fascinating and harmless little space plant. it’s so green and cute and innocuous. i think i’ll take it home and plant it in my garden back in wuhan china.”

Platypus.photo #32 (covid-19 edition)

sure, everyone made fun of me when i was the only one not wearing a mask,now look at me, the only one with a shield! ha! who’s laughing now bitches?!

Platypus.photo #27 (covid-19 edition)

those idiots got it backwards. quarantine the people? we just need to quarantine the virus!

Platypus.photo #4 (covid-19 edition)

sure, everyone made fun of that crazy weird scientist in corner of the room until he claimed to discover the covid-19 cure. unfortunately, they realized he was just mixing different colors of gatorade together.

Platypus.photo #11 (covid-19 edition)

holy crap! stop using kind and generic phrases like social distancing and flatten the curve and just show this horribly

scary image everywhere you can.

Platypus.photo #93 (covid-19 edition)

virus? ha! more like bye-rus when i kick your covid ass. quarantine? more like floor-antine when i knock you out cold. come on covid, let’s dance. i got an essential service, for your face. when i knock your teeth out. go 10 rounds with my immune system. i triple dare you. you like old people? then let’s kick this old school hombre. my blood type is a/b positive. as in i’m a/b-solutely positive i’ll wipe you off the face of the earth!

Platypus.photo #44 (covid-19 edition)

unfortunately for the entire world, this wasn’t a global outbreak of the much nicer, less lethal, covid-18 virus.

Platypus.photo #9 (covid-19 edition)

scientists thought their top infectious disease pathologist found a cure for covid-19 until they realized he’s from a country where their hand gestures are the exact opposite of those used in america.

Platypus.photo #65 (covid-19 edition)

ah yes, the good old days.

Platypus.photo #77 (covid-19 edition)

doctors are ready if you need them during this horrible, global pandemic. long as you don’t touch them, look at them or be in the same building as them.

Platypus.photo #420 (covid-19 edition)

researchers are frantically working on creating a highly potent strand of medical marijuana. not so it can stop the virus, but so if you catch it, you won’t give a shit.

Platypus.photo #2 (covid-19 edition)

the yellow line would be the infection curve if we don’t self-quarantine.

the green line represents the flatted curve due to our increased isolation.

the black flat line along the bottom represents the infections we would have if this virus never showed up in the first fuckin place.

Platypus.photo #13 (covid-19 edition)

our hospital staff is ready for a virus assault of a nuclear proportion. and these 3 are just the ones who have to walk to the curb to get the mail.

Platypus.photo #29 (covid-19 edition)

woah buddy! chill out my man. 6 feet not 6 inches. we’re not on the metric system here in america so find another bench. no offense. oh, and have a nice day. stay safe!!