- our board of directors -
the best compatibility app on the planet
what is a Platypus app?
Platypus is not a dating app. it’s a rating app. for compatibility. we don’t help you find someone to spend the rest of your life with! (try amazon for that, they got everything!) we help you quickly and accurately rate, rank and analyze your relationship strengths and weaknesses with your date, boyfriend, girlfriend, fiancé or existing spouse. (or pool man, or housekeeper) then we calculate that compatibility as a %. the highest score is 100%. yay!! make sure to buy them flowers. (and pat yourself on the back for finding them) the lowest score is 0%. boo!! it’s time to pack your bags. (or throw theirs on the front lawn)
how does the Platypus app work ?
based on your answers to 50 cool, comprehensive and contemporary questions, our mathematical wizardry quickly and accurately rates your date or mate to calculate your chances of success or failure in a long term relationship with them. (hint: all roads leads to divorce) some couples take the quiz together and talk about it along the way. hopefully you can work on improving things by freely sharing the results with them. (warning: if your Platypus score is low, she might freely throw a vase at your head. and he might freely sleep on the couch in anger)
any last Platypus words of wisdom ?
we hope you download the Platypus app and check us out! your relationship self with thank your real self and the two of you can live happily ever after - along with your date or partner or spouse which technically means three of you will live happily ever after. we were never good at math (or anything else in life) but we’re pretty sure 2+1=3. except with cookies. everything with cookies equals 0 cause we eat them so fast there are never any more left to count. so. ya. wait. what were we talking about? oh the Platypus app, stop procrastinating and get to the app store. it’s just a few finger taps away. (we like to tap with our toes actually. they get jealous cause our fingers get so much more attention) our fun and fabulous and fascinating relationship app will change your life! (might work it worse, but that’s still changing it. just not for the better) it’s also where dreams and rainbows are created (or crushed and destroyed) depending on your score. just kidding. (we’re not) it’ll be ok. (it won’t) are you still here? go already! sheesh.
